Are You Afraid Of The Snark?
Are You Afraid of the Snark? was created as an outlet for the more wicked aspects of our humor. We will not be nice. We will not be too mean. We will just snark.
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N: I’ve run out of jokes about best coast, because my only joke is “something something BOYFRIEND LOL”J: it’s like shes a cyborg programmed to appeal to crazy 20 something girlsits all cats and lo-finess meshed with the go-go’s without the talent of Belinda CarlisleN: I thought that’s what the civil wars wasJ: civil wars fans shop at anthropologiebest coast fans shop at urban outfittersN: plato’s closetJ: that’s sleigh bells fansN: second generation urban outfittersJ: buffalo exchange?N: same thing and mumford & sons fans shop at mardelJ: neko case fans shop at j.crewN: norah jones fans shop at talbotsJ: dum dum girls fans are all about H&M. this chat can never get out we’ll be murdered.N: damn, I was going to post it ironically on my lilith fair blog -
Sometimes I ask myself if I really want to be famous, like would I be willing to trade certain things in exchange for never ending adoration and respect? Of course the answer usually is “Fuck yes!”
But I can’t help but wonder ”Would you be willing to be Stevie Wonder?” Now, I know what you’re thinking, Stevie is a legend, he hung out with the Motown guys, kicked it with MJ, owned the 70’s and even was honored at the Kennedy Center. And that’s all on top of being insanely rich.
And you’re right, Stevie is a national treasure, insanely rich and one of the greatest artist of all time, but he has no sense of sight, smell or taste. He lost all of those and gained an uncanny musical ear which lead to all of his success. That’s all well and is good for him, but I don’t care how acclaimed Songs in The Key of Life is I’m not willing to live in a world where I don’t know what breast look like and what pussy taste like.
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This fall, FOX presents masturbation fodder for the She & Him set. We’re willing to bet a Death Cab/Postal Service song sneaks into the show by episode 6.
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After Elmo and Taylor Swift, I expect we’ll see a twitpic of Annie with Beyonce’s sonogram next month.
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Je: What name should I use for my joke profile?
ja: something with fairy or kitty or records
Je: or nerd? NerdyKitty83
ja: or vonnegaut or poet
Je: NerdyFaerie83 KittyBaggins83
ja: nerdykitty83 made me laugh
Je: GandalfGurl69 HobbitLuvr
ja: ha! malkimusfan83, videogummy juggalettesomethingsomething
Je: CantBeDefinedByAScreenName83
ja: justrollin83
Je: haha 420Gal69