Sometimes I ask myself if I really want to be famous, like would I be willing to trade certain things in exchange for never ending adoration and respect? Of course the answer usually is “Fuck yes!”
But I can’t help but wonder ”Would you be willing to be Stevie Wonder?” Now, I know what you’re thinking, Stevie is a legend, he hung out with the Motown guys, kicked it with MJ, owned the 70’s and even was honored at the Kennedy Center. And that’s all on top of being insanely rich.
And you’re right, Stevie is a national treasure, insanely rich and one of the greatest artist of all time, but he has no sense of sight, smell or taste. He lost all of those and gained an uncanny musical ear which lead to all of his success. That’s all well and is good for him, but I don’t care how acclaimed Songs in The Key of Life is I’m not willing to live in a world where I don’t know what breast look like and what pussy taste like.
Je: What name should I use for my joke profile?
ja: something with fairy or kitty or records
Je: or nerd? NerdyKitty83
ja: or vonnegaut or poet
Je: NerdyFaerie83 KittyBaggins83
ja: nerdykitty83 made me laugh
Je: GandalfGurl69 HobbitLuvr
ja: ha! malkimusfan83, videogummy juggalettesomethingsomething
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